Typically a German rooted name. That of a man with an incredibly large johnson. If “Werkheiser” is a women, she is married to said man. These individuals are kind-hearted and want to do everything in their power to bring joy into others lives, and are always successful.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).