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Jimmy’s mom 

One of the hottest people in the world l. I want to feel the touch of a women please
Carl: Jimmy’s mom is so hottt

Jimmy's Duck Butter 

The spicy yet moisty condiment that can be added to any meal to make it prestigious. Harvested from the area between Jimmy's Ass and Scrotum.
Are you going to finish Jimmy's duck butter?

Jammy Side Down 

A way of determining if the dark lord satan is near by throwing a covering one side of a slice of toast with jam or jelly and throwing it into the air. If the toast lands Jammy side down, the dark lord is near.
*throws toast*
guy 1: Jammy side down...
guy 2: Shit

Cheese Steak Jimmy's

A password in Age of Empires 2 that will grand you 1000 food points.
Need more food? type cheese steak jimmy's

Jimmy's Guitar 

A guitar your friend cums on after he jerks off then lets you play it next day and laugh at you and you don't know why until he tells you he came onto the strings
"haha get fucked i did a jimmy's guitar on yah"

Jimmy's Condom 

Southern expression for Anal Sex under the pretense of effective birth control.

Originally based off of "Prying open some ass" and made a little sweeter by adding a convenient, albeit blatant, lie to bypass anal defenses. Hence, Jimmy's Condom.
I wanted to pry some ass from that girl at the enrique iglesias concert. I told her I had the best form of birth control, then stuck it in her ass in the restroom.

Nice, the good ol' Jimmy's Condom
Jimmy's Condom by Flea Prime August 31, 2010