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brandong 

a common typo for the name "brandon". although it refers to a specific person, the term "brandong" may be used to describe any conceited fat son of a bitch that pretends they're good at everything when in actuality, they suck.
example 1:
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH MY PAINTBALL GUN.
person 2: (to person 3) ..wow, he's being such a brandong.
person 3: indeed.

example 2:
"That brandong can suck my dick cause i can beat him with my eyes closed."
brandong by 2 buds December 24, 2007
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Bro when i saved that ship from sinking it was such a bragdon thing to do!
bragdon by hfoiruhgyoirgi August 3, 2012

Brandonghey 

Feeling the urge to watch Bravo or Lifetime, the Brandonghey is known for fancying fondue and rounds of Jenga.
Brandonghey enjoys Bravo and Lifetime
Brandonghey by 66crash October 3, 2006

dylan bragdon

The dumbest, most annoying motherfucker is the entire world. If you see a Dylan Bragdon, shoot him on sight and or keep walking.
Dylan Bragdon, Brewer, Maine
dylan bragdon by sevVvered April 28, 2014
A skinny man who is incredibly based. He is about 5’11 but swears he’s 6’2. One of the best people of all time.
Look at that guy he’s skinny and tall his name must be Bragdon
Bragdon by ChodeMister69420 June 19, 2020