nolds 

when you are so hungover it hurts to breath

"oh fuck im nolds"

nolds by air-poos December 4, 2009

Nordstrom 

Upscale department store. It is not Nordstroms or Nordstrom's but Nordstrom. No there are no coupons this weekend. There are only 3 major sales a year.

I'm going to Nordstrom to go shopping.

Nordstrom by Brooke Love January 10, 2008

Nolden 

The abbreviation for the dog "Golden Retriever."

Typically very loving, intelligent, and adorable. Great around kids, loves water, and sometimes greets people with shoes in their mouths. Makes small grunting sounds when happy.

Did you see that Nolden in that dog show? She was gorgeous!

Nolden by Chips0108 November 2, 2010

NOLS Gold 

When one eats a large amount of carbs on a NOLS course and ends up taking golden shits, this is known as NOLS Gold.

Person A: Eating a large amount of carbs on a NOLS course leads to NOLS Gold.

Person B: Whats NOLS Gold?

Person A: Its when you poop gold.

NOLS Gold by Spudbeast June 22, 2010

Nordstromsss 

Noun- safety word used by Nordstrom employees when attempting to get fired because the high-pressure commission environment, under-appreciation, long hours in stilettos, tight skirts, fake nails, fake smiles and fake customer service make you want to die.

Lara- "Thank you for calling Nordstromsss, this is Lara."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroM. You're fired!"

Lara-"Nordstromsss would be more than happy to return that Gap sweatshirt for you because I'm sure you bought it here."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroMmmmm. Return that, then YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

Nordstromsss by NoLongerANordieGirl October 27, 2009

Nordschleife 

Part of the Nuerburgring race-track. Also called 'the green hell'.

Niki Lauda had his accident at the Nordschleife.

Nordschleife by pierre May 2, 2004

NODs 

military abbreviation for Night Optics Device. also known as Night vision goggles. can also be for night vision sights for sniper rifles. uses existing natural or IR light to illuminate an otherwise pitch-dark area.

F*ck its dark. NODs on!.

*flares out of nowhere*

Flares! Back out of your NODs!

NODs by plax vidallian November 9, 2012