Logger 

An enormous piece of unusually solid feces, which usually causes much discomfort through the action of release. Loggers are usually lengthy. Sometimes, because of their enormous size, loggers rip small tissues in the intestines, causing blood to come out with the logger itself.

After I released the logger into the toilet, I bled out of my anus.

Logger by CaffeineNicotine July 1, 2003

Logger 

One who stands up after taking a shit and cuts their poo in half with their urine.

"What about us loggers, hard working folk that stand up after they take a poo and cut it in half with their urine"

Logger by Kenneth Jay Crowe February 4, 2014

Logger 

A person works in the forest harvesting timber.

That logger is harvesting trees off that job site.

Logger by Jeff Asel December 9, 2008

logger 

A person, (usually a parent) that will go out of their way to stop you from getting it in at any time. They literally chop down your wood, rendering it unusable.

Girl - "I'd love to come over, but my mom says I have to go home right after the movie :/ again"

Guy - "THAT'S IT!! That logger has sawed my log one time too many!"

logger by Buttah P April 10, 2011

Logger 

Someone who gets a boner frequently

He's such a logger for every girl!

Logger by Tony 2x4 June 11, 2006

logger 

Someone who spends nearly all their time logged onto a pc or the internet.

You are a logger, because you log on!

logger by The Logger March 8, 2008

Logger 

A term for a guy with a freakishly large penis.

He's a logger.

Logger by Judge dredd7 July 7, 2011