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Google Thumper

it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch
Google Thumper by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Thumper Dumper Code Red 

The most feared of the craps possible to take that will completely annihilate your anus and any toilet you are using to the point that there is no point of existing after this shear and unholy beast of a teard.
No one has ever survived the apocolyptic and devastaional strike of the massive and utterly ownageness power of the thumper dumper code red, except for me and I live to tell the tale.
A pathetic person that sees conspiracy behind every post in Craigslist's Rants and Raves. A Thumper believes all posts that offend him are the work of one person. He also thinks that all flagging is done by that same person. A Thumper posts repeatably, with a complete lack of creativity, desperately trying to rally the troops to the validity of his twisted view of reality. He fancies himself as a leader, but alas has no followers.
The Thumper in WDC Rants and Raves is crusading against OBAMANAZI, a mythical person that exists only in his mind.
Thumper by Phuc Yoo May 4, 2010

Porch Thumper 

Traditional American flat-top guitar played on country porches after supper.
Man, that guitar sounds good! Reminds me of an authentic Appalachian Porch Thumper! Damn, its making me homesick! Bourbon anyone?
A sexual maneuver used to enhance the doggy style position whereby, without notice during vigorous pussy stoking action, the male licks his thumb and inserts it two knuckles deep into the girl's anus. May induce intense bucking and loud shrills which merely enhance the experience.
Rachel was bucking like a bronco last night when I surprised her with a thumber.
Thumber by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

thumbering 

Using your thumb for screen control for handheld device
The iPhone 6plus is not thumbering user friendly.
thumbering by Men of PH February 19, 2015