Merpling 

A name used to refer to someone who has no more fucks to give (derived from the work Merp) and will go at their own pace, often keeping people waiting (From the word ling).

Geez, Calista, she's such a merpling.

Quit being a merpling and let's get on with it.

Merpling by ESilencer March 7, 2021

Merling 

Other word for merman. A man with a fish-type body from the waist downwards.
Plural: Merlings/mermen.
The word is used sometimes in the "a song of ice and fire" book series from G.R.R. Martin.

"Wow that guy swims like a boss!".
"Lol, prolly a merling."

Merling by ReiniFtw April 13, 2013

merphing

screwing around in altogether unlawful or jovial shinanigans

Girl: What are you idiots doing?
Boy: just merphing around. . .

Girl: What?
Boy: sorry, i mean i am participating in unlawful shinanigans, gosh

merphing by 13speakers October 18, 2009

meryling

An English term originating from the Black Country meaning faffing worrying or dithering

I wish Sarah would make her mind up and stop her meryling

meryling by Sarah's D from Butlins August 19, 2019

merping 

Merping - The act of smiling in a tight lipped grin.

Perfect example, Google "Me merping with scraggly hair in 1994" the child on the left......Lights

merping by ibewcountry July 1, 2011

Merping 

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.

My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.

Merping by pattersfb October 21, 2010

Merping 

Merping is the art of eating a medium rare steak off of an accomplices head, anything other than medium rare is a challenge of chivalric combat to the death

Ugh I’d so merp on that hot girl over there

-merping

Merping by (⊙＿⊙) September 13, 2018