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Emma Willard School 

Emma Willard school is a private boarding and day school in Troy, NY. Over 50% of the students there identify as LGBTQ+ and the other ones live alone, devoid of contact from boys (Other than a terrible selection from salisbury school ) Often referred to as a “nunnery”, Emma Willard schools best attribute is having a better campus than Westover, who’s girls steal all of the Salisbury boys. People used to be cool and grow weed in the basement but now we all live in fear of the CRC (conduct review committee).
I would go to Emma Willard School, but want a life.
Emma Willard School by DontCRC.com January 31, 2019
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Willard Scott 

To have sex with a person over the age of 100
Dude, I'm so drunk I want to Willard Scott your grandma.

I'm gonna Willard Scott her so hard she ends up on a jar of Smuckers!
Willard Scott by Vixarama March 28, 2016

Willard Intermediate School 

a bunch of kids who are still in middle school who think they’re in high school.

All of the actual high schoolers hate these kids
You’re middle schoolers, you go to Willard Intermediate School

Willard High School 

A place where many learn from screaming beasts that u have no idea where they came from or what they want, but you pretend to listen and try not to kill yourself in front of everyone. Then, of course, there are the teachers.

Many believe no one can kick their ass...they tend to reach an average height of 5'1"
I was walking through willard high school...my soul seems a little bit emptier...

Willard High School 

A place filled with over cocky students, and teachers who are focused on telling the kids that they have no faults. The school district actually gives the art programs money and the bands enforce a band fee.

This means that the High School Band has way to much money and can pay a great drill maker.

They seem to win at every competition they're at, but they don't even have the kahonas to congratulate other bands.

As a result, other opposing bands have a hard time saying the name "Willard" without giving it a a mocking ring, such as the one called out over the intercom at Ozarko.
"Best auxiliary ! Willard!"
"Best Drumline ! Willard!"

"...Thrid Place!... Rockwood!"
the rest of us: "Stop choosing Springfield bands!!"
"...Second Place!... WILLARD High School!"
the rest of us: "Willard didn't get first!!! Yeah!!!"

scum willard 

A person with too much time on their hands, along with a ton if grease. Isn't keen on charity work, mostly just likes to watch Netflix and easy pizza rolls.
Dang , Jason is such a scum willard.
scum willard by Thatone_guy May 3, 2018

flying willards 

A rage enhancing substance, sometimes used for angry masturbation.

If one is taking a course in Anger Management, please, refrain from the use of Flying Willards.
<"You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards. Also, if you are unable to stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.">
<"Without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating, I don't see how that's possible.">
flying willards by MeBeGreen April 29, 2008