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The clue is in the name, it's a shit suburban town just outside of Greater London. Mostly inhabited by people who live in caravans and have on average 2 GCSEs. Sure there's a few London buses that serve Staines, but they just take you to even shitter places like Hounslow and Hanworth. If you're making the effort of leaving Zone 6 to go to Staines, make that extra trek and go to Windsor which is slightly less shit. Staines is most famous for being the home of Sacha Baron's Cohen "Ali G".
Friend 1: I heard that guy is from Staines

Friend 2: Oh fuck we better run he might try steal our satellite dish and set our car on fire
Staines by memeulous January 3, 2017
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When you get a double blowjob from two hookers at the same time and leave without paying them.
ohn: "How was last night dude?"

Michael: " Last night was epic John. Went out on the sesh and pulled a staines. The only downside was that I got shoved and got a minor graze. But fuck it, was definitely worth it!
staines by rofltson April 24, 2017

west staines massive 

Da best peoples united gang in de world. In The main mans own words himself, “ respect
Jebecky: So, where are you from? ;)
Jared: Me is from da da west staines massive, ims the main man ovathere.
Jebecky: Are you like five years old? :|
Jared: Yo true
west staines massive by anonymous November 14, 2020

Acacia Staines 

Acacia;
a bit of history.. African populations used to use beads to represent value, they made precious beads out of rock or stone, less precious beads were made from nut or berry husks/shells. The lowest denomination in this ancient currency was the acacia bead, made from marmot shit with a hole poked in it and left to dry.

Staines;
when the stain sound is made the brain conjures images of dark unwanted marks on a clean surface this aptly describes the disgust and shame her ancestors felt when they were cursed into bringing these trolls into society.

Acacia Staines
when we put these to words together we end up with shitstain, this is extremely accurate in depicting the character of its owner.

daisy staines

a girl who flirts with sulaiman
"did u see daisy staines flirting with sulaiman"
"yeah she is cheating"
daisy staines by ninepriest November 10, 2025

Fart Stainer

A fart stainer that stains your pants leaving a brown skid mark,also can be used to abuse somebody
Hey you "Your a fart stainer"

A wet fart slips out by accident you have not followed through but you have just stained your pants with some fart juice.
Can also be mixed up and changed by calling somebody a stain head they will get the drift
Fart Stainer by Roberto83 December 6, 2009