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sarmiento 

Someone who Lies, Cheats, and Drinks. Then Lies about Lying, Cheating, and Drinking.

Pulling A Sarmiento - Lying about your whereabouts, cheating on your boyfriend, and underage drinking.
My parents can't find out so im doing it Sarmiento style.

Lying to your friends before going to a party that you lied about going to, then drinking till you through up on Courtneys floor, then waking up the next morning to deny it all happened when you mom wakes you up for church and your not there.
sarmiento by Unaminous December 14, 2008

Edrine L. Sarmiento 

Edrine or Ely is a very thoughtful person. He is very good at listening to someone's problem or rants and he'll help you to build your confidence. Ely can always make you feel so beautiful and loved.

trey saliento 

Sexy light skinned man with eyes that will make your pussy drip.
He's just as crazy as me and it's dope!
Talented is an understatement! His lyrics are fresh and his style unique
He's the next big thing

He's going to be lol Wayne famous
TreyVon will you go do laundry with me
Have you heard Trey Saliento on iTunes?

Sargento Style 

Having sex without a condom. Derived from "Sargento Cheese" which is 100% all natural instead of plastic.
Guy A "So what you and Jess do last night, the usual?"
Guy B "Not tonight, we did it sargento style."
Guy A "Lucky, me GF still makes me use the plastic crap."
Sargento Style by Dr. Mcjesus2 January 20, 2010

Sarmientoism 

To send people expensive dildos you've used to people as a joke
Did you see Bobby got sent a dildo anonymously by someone? Another disgusting case of Sarmientoism.
Sarmientoism by StankyRats69 September 12, 2021