A frozen piece of turd, preferably found on the grass on a cold Winter's morning, that has a stick poked into it to give the appearance of a tasty brown popsicle.
Lil' Timmy was walking around on the grass in his barefeet on a frozen wet morning when stepped right on a frozen turd. Then he stuck a tree branch in the frozen turd lengthwise to create a tasty dungcicle he intended to enjoy when he got back in the house.
To use chopsticks or anything that is long, strong, and firm enough and swiftly shove up one's anus. The with great force spread apart in opposite directions causing the victim great pleasure/pain (what's the difference?)
Then if you want you can shove your penis or foot inside, depending on which is larger.
Me:Wasn't that dongchi great LeAnna?
LeAnna:Well I wouldn't know, you gave it all to tila =*(
Me:Oh, my bad...