*at mcdonald’s
drive thru*
kelsey- “can i get two ass queef cones”
intercom- “sorry what?”
kelsey- “oops sorry i meant ice cream cones”
*proceeds to pay with dimes*
dude 1- “bro dude we were smashing and she wanted me to go
up the butt and she totally ass queefed all over my cock”
dude 2- “
what the fuck”