Screwpile

1. When a man doesn’t know how to use his penis during a copulation and instead of using his hips, he uses his whole torso. As a result the woman is usually struggling to breathe when she’s bottom.

(simple): when a guy hasn’t learn the art of throwing dick so he’s only good while lying down.

Tommy’s a screwpile; his sweaty chest was all over my face and I couldn’t breathe cus he put all his weight on me!

Screwpile by kurtblunt November 4, 2018

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Tommy’s a screwpile; his sweaty chest was all over my face and I couldn’t breathe cus he put all his weight on me!

Screwpile by kurtblunt November 4, 2018

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screwpidity

The distinct lack of sexual knowledge or prowess.

Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.

screwpidity by iantheman October 3, 2007

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Screwpid

An Individual who acts as a cupid for his/her friends but instead ends up screwing any and every odds of the two being together.

Lalaiya : Me and Chukachukaiya were hitting it off so well until chugaiya showed up and like always, fucked everything.

Jagaiya : He is and shall always remain, a SCREWPID ! ...

Lalaiya : Word ! ...

Screwpid by Eliminist March 22, 2011