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to fuck, bone, smash. Basically to have sex. When you massack someone it is hardcore.

Massacking is what makes living beautiful and enjoyable. It reduces stress, depression, and even anger. Massacking is also known to decrease high blood pressure and if performed correctly, can burn calories.
1.James is a pimp! He has massacked several girls at our school.

2.I want to massack that beezy! She has such a nice ass and tities.

3.The best pussy to massack are the clean, tight, and shaved ones.
Massack by massack June 13, 2010
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mashackles 

Mashackles is a word quite often used to describe a feeling of defeat/failure.
Ex1: (Damn bro, losing that game was so mashackles man!

Ex2: "looks at test result" Fuck man, I tried so hard on that test aswell, mashackles bro.
mashackles by icerukekeru February 23, 2021
Rasto lives in Malacky. LOL.
Malacky by yoda2000 February 13, 2007

Maslanka 

To make everyone around you think that you are busy and working while in actuality you are doing nothing. Is a way to keep up appearances so others are impressed by your work ethic. Many times the phrase, "i gotta let you go, i have some shit to take care of" will be uttered.
I didn't feel like doing anything last week so I pulled a Maslanka.
Maslanka by Donney January 10, 2009
An incredible teacher.

See also Swokowski (his alter ego).
I had Matlack last year...I learned so much and he wrote all these awesome letters of recommendation!
Matlack by Dharya9 December 3, 2003
A man who lacks the majority of masculine traits which has been replaced by feminine traits.

A man who has been raised by a woman or women and has inherited their annoying womanly traits.

A man who is really into Barry Manilow, theater, hand puppets and the republican party yet enjoys having a great man conversation in the men's room in front of the mirror.
Patrick sits on the couch like a 7 year old girl with a princess complex. People walking by hear a voice screaming in there heads say 'OMG!! What is wrong with him!! Doesn't that hurt? He has a severe case of manlack!'

When Roland gets mad he puts his hands on his hips and scowls like his mother. Manlack.

Jose bitches and complains more than several women experiencing menopause in a small room that has broken air conditioning on a hot summer day or like a bunch of middle aged mamma boys with a chronic case of manlack.
Manlack by Michael's Wench December 26, 2011