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Cream Tart 

A gay bottom who is promiscuous and holds no integrity. They're considered a joke considering they're always after sex and can't control their carnal desires. The cream tart comes from them always being filled with a white substance...
Gay guy: *checks Grindr*

Guy: what are you doing?

Gay guy: trying to hookup with this guy

Guy: aren't you tired of always searching for sex like a pervert... I mean so much work has gone into gay rights to prove you guys aren't sexual deviants yet you guys still do this...

Gay guy: sorry what was that? I was checking my Grindr.

Guy: ... cream tart....
Cream Tart by WhiskyRiver June 9, 2014

cream of tartar 

Dude, i just bought some cream of tartar, lets go use it!!!! *best used around parents or other people you dont want to know about you buying/smoking marijuana*

creamtastic 

(adj.) So amazing, so mind-blowingly fantastic that it makes you want to cream in your pants.
Shit, this ice cream float is creamtastic.

Did you see that body? Very creamtastic!
creamtastic by zurini August 21, 2008

creamtastical 

something that is so amazing that it makes u want to cream ur pants and then after the sensational feeling u do...
fred: holy crap that was amazing
franki: yea i think i got blue balls just from watching
fred: yea i no....ooo o god were do u want it were do u want it *just cummed*
creamtastical by samuel adams January 27, 2005

creamtastic 

when something is so fantastic that water starts to dribble out of your mouth and your legs start shake and a loud scream emerges from your mouth hole and your body is filled with joy
That Mac n Cheese was so creamtastic
looking at Johhny Deep is so creamtatstic
creamtastic by bbyevie November 21, 2021
Offensive slang that only applies to an individual who prefers white chocolate over dark chocolate.
Mike: Look at that creamtard eating white chocolate, even milk chocolate would be more acceptable.
Amy: Creamtard? I think the correct word is racist!
Creamtard by o pisica February 15, 2022

creamfart 

The act of unprotected/uncovered penile ejaculation and insemination inside the anus. Eventually followed up by the accomulation of gases in the rectal cavity. The gases may be gastrointestinal in origin or caused by the pumping of air into the rectal cavity during the act of coitus.

When the air is released, whether it be intentional or accidental, the seminal fluids may leak from the anus.
I got creampied 7 hours ago and took a massive creamfart and all his kids came out. It was like a scene from Alien.
creamfart by turkooyze October 6, 2023