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creamfart 

The act of unprotected/uncovered penile ejaculation and insemination inside the anus. Eventually followed up by the accomulation of gases in the rectal cavity. The gases may be gastrointestinal in origin or caused by the pumping of air into the rectal cavity during the act of coitus.

When the air is released, whether it be intentional or accidental, the seminal fluids may leak from the anus.
I got creampied 7 hours ago and took a massive creamfart and all his kids came out. It was like a scene from Alien.
creamfart by turkooyze October 6, 2023
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creamfart 

Creamfart should be a crime, it's disgusting.
creamfart by Jplacerdasilva1 November 2, 2023

Creamator 

dude the this chick last night was such a creamator she took it like a champ
Creamator by Ba Atlas November 5, 2009

Crampartment

A tiny studio apartment that seems to decrease in size with the number of visitors.
He's living in a crampartment downtown so don't count on much privacy.
Crampartment by mcveym February 10, 2009

Creamation 

Being cremated and having your ashes blasted from confetti cannons at the Creamfields music festival. Typically during a Tiësto DJ set for maximum effect.

See also: mixmag.net/read/tiesto-fan-ashes-creamfields-canon-news
1. "Billy got Creamated last weekend, did you hear?"
- "Yeah! They blasted the ashes right at the drop during Adagio for Strings!"

2. When I die, instead of donating my organs to those in need, I'm opting for creamation instead. It'll be so epic to be amongst the crowd at Creamfields one last time!
Creamation by tuuuuurtletheory September 2, 2021

Creamworthy 

Used to describe something that is worthy to make one ejaculate
Noah: Hey Jon, you ever heard of crack-cocaine?

Jon: Yeah, that stuffs "creamworthy"
Creamworthy by Jon Bray September 4, 2005

Creepfart 

Someone who is so awful, they have surpassed douche bag status.

A social network that is banal and insincere.
That creepfart called me incompetent during the staff meeting. I will be filing a formal complaint with human resources.

Nah, I canceled my Twitter account. That thing is a creepfart in my face all the time creepfarting stuff that I don't give a shit about.
Creepfart by mrs.therealseales November 15, 2010