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creamfart 

The act of unprotected/uncovered penile ejaculation and insemination inside the anus. Eventually followed up by the accomulation of gases in the rectal cavity. The gases may be gastrointestinal in origin or caused by the pumping of air into the rectal cavity during the act of coitus.

When the air is released, whether it be intentional or accidental, the seminal fluids may leak from the anus.
I got creampied 7 hours ago and took a massive creamfart and all his kids came out. It was like a scene from Alien.
creamfart by turkooyze October 6, 2023
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creamfart 

Creamfart should be a crime, it's disgusting.
creamfart by Jplacerdasilva1 November 2, 2023

Creamator 

a girl who love to eat cum
dude the this chick last night was such a creamator she took it like a champ
Creamator by Ba Atlas November 5, 2009

Crampartment

A tiny studio apartment that seems to decrease in size with the number of visitors.
He's living in a crampartment downtown so don't count on much privacy.
Crampartment by mcveym February 10, 2009

Creamation 

Being cremated and having your ashes blasted from confetti cannons at the Creamfields music festival. Typically during a Tiƫsto DJ set for maximum effect.

See also: mixmag.net/read/tiesto-fan-ashes-creamfields-canon-news
1. "Billy got Creamated last weekend, did you hear?"
- "Yeah! They blasted the ashes right at the drop during Adagio for Strings!"

2. When I die, instead of donating my organs to those in need, I'm opting for creamation instead. It'll be so epic to be amongst the crowd at Creamfields one last time!
Creamation by tuuuuurtletheory September 2, 2021

Creamworthy 

Used to describe something that is worthy to make one ejaculate
Noah: Hey Jon, you ever heard of crack-cocaine?

Jon: Yeah, that stuffs "creamworthy"
Creamworthy by Jon Bray September 4, 2005

Creepfart 

Someone who is so awful, they have surpassed douche bag status.

A social network that is banal and insincere.
That creepfart called me incompetent during the staff meeting. I will be filing a formal complaint with human resources.

Nah, I canceled my Twitter account. That thing is a creepfart in my face all the time creepfarting stuff that I don't give a shit about.
Creepfart by mrs.therealseales November 15, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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