Burnt Reynolds
Burnt Reynolds by peelincaps February 6, 2010
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Not your typical sunburn; a burn only felt by suave motherfuckers, hence the Burt Reynolds namesake. Tom Selleck, whom I'm sure sported a Burnt Reynolds on more than one occasion during the filming of Magnum P.I., could also work as a namesake, but doesn't rhyme with burn in any conceivable way.
Common amongst those of Italian/Latino/Pacific Islander other olive complections, whom are chronic tanners and/or surfers.
Doesn't show the red of a normal burn because the person is too tan already. Once they have reached their deepest tan, it's the condition just slightly beyond this.
Symptoms; extreme dark tan, slightly crispy texture, with a little extra heat; see "afterburn" but never appearing as a haole red burn; see "lobster face"
Commonly occurs after long surfing sessions in the tropics. Or overtanning by Guidos.
Common amongst those of Italian/Latino/Pacific Islander other olive complections, whom are chronic tanners and/or surfers.
Doesn't show the red of a normal burn because the person is too tan already. Once they have reached their deepest tan, it's the condition just slightly beyond this.
Symptoms; extreme dark tan, slightly crispy texture, with a little extra heat; see "afterburn" but never appearing as a haole red burn; see "lobster face"
Commonly occurs after long surfing sessions in the tropics. Or overtanning by Guidos.
Brah this Indo boat trip has got me straight up Burnt Reynolds... I don't know if my skin can take another 8 hour surf session tomorrow...
Burnt Reynolds by NYGuido February 20, 2011
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Burnt Reynolds by no original thoughts May 18, 2022
Burnt Reynolds
A funny name for a nasty dude who has slept with so many skeezers, hoochies, and skig-skags that he's burned or "burnt" with STD's for the rest of his life.
Person #1 : Man, I heard that he banged that nasty chick from down the way!
Person #2 : That's nasty! She probably burned the hair off his head!
Person #1 : He should just change his name to Burnt Reynolds.
Person #2 : That's nasty! She probably burned the hair off his head!
Person #1 : He should just change his name to Burnt Reynolds.
Burnt Reynolds by phuckyes June 7, 2014
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Burnt Reynolds by Savage.breed October 1, 2022
Dirty Burt Reynolds
when you bang a slut in the ass and wipe your shlong on her upper lip.
Ever hear of a dirty Sanchez?Imagine a dirty Burt Reynolds.
Ever hear of a dirty Sanchez?Imagine a dirty Burt Reynolds.
avian: Dude was that what I think it was?
jimbo:yep had to give her a dirty Burt Reynolds!! Filthy dirty pig!!
jimbo:yep had to give her a dirty Burt Reynolds!! Filthy dirty pig!!
Dirty Burt Reynolds by planbela January 28, 2011
burt reynolds
The answer to every question on Playstation 2's Jeopardy!. Actually, since you need to answer in the form of a question, every answer is: "Who is Burt Reynolds."
burt reynolds by William Stephens May 3, 2006