Kazoodick 

The imaginary sound a guy's dick makes when getting hard or soft depending on hearing good or bad news.

I could hear Bill's kazoodick go ::wooooop!:: when Stephanie flashed her big uns.

I could hear the poor guy's kazoodick go ::wahhhhh:: when he got rejected.

Kazoodick by Ghostington September 5, 2021

Kazoo Dick 

When you are spooning with your significant other and they fart into your dickhole.

I had to break up with Stacy, she kazoo dicked me last night, I'm not trying to be in that kind of band.

Kazoo Dick by Posepha Jrice January 2, 2021

Kazooicide 

An act in which someone plays a kazoo for 5 hours. Kazooicide is completely and utterly unrelated to suicide

Bill: I’m gonna commit kazooicide

Bob: Wait you have so much to live for
Bill: No I’m playing a kazoo for 5 hours idiot

Kazooicide by screwhillary2018 October 22, 2019

Kazoonic 

A fat, stinky, polishmutt with a small tip.
Usually wearing an ugly black fedora with long dirty hair.
It produces a stink can be smelled from across the multiverse.

you stink Like kazoonic

That stinks worse then kazoonic

Kazoonic by Canada mutt 98 June 18, 2025