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author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

Asa Butterfield 

Young British actor that stars in Hugo and The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas. He loves electronic music and has a reputation for turning half the older girls on tumblr into paedophiles. He is also noted for his gorgeous blue eyes and is often considered a more attractive Elijah Wood because of it, he has also been used as a young Benedict Cumberbatch. His name is pronounced A-SUH NOT AH-SAH.
girls: Oh my gosh Asa Butterfield.....HIS EYES!! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!
Asa Butterfield by isarobot September 9, 2012

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

chemlight batteries 

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors
"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"
chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003

buttercream squad 

A squad on youtube that consists of a couple of male British youtuber a. It is way better than team 10 will ever be. It consists of Joe Sugg, Caspar Lee, Oli White, Jack Maynard, Josh Pieters, Connor Maynard and Mikey Pearce.

They all live in London and regularly do videos together. Unlike Team 10, they aren't a business, they're just a group of friends. Also unlike team 10, they don't do it for views and they are actually funny and make good content.
Did you watch Joe Sugg's new video? He played Cards Against Humanity with the Buttercream Squad

Butlerized 

To be transformed into someone's bitch.

The process through which it happens is called butlerization.

The author is called the butlerizer.
Tom: Dude, you should gather the wood and setup the tent
Nick: No prob man
Tom: You've been butlerized
Butlerized by stimpsy July 14, 2016