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sembawang secondary school 

sembawang secondary school teachers might as well be unemployed. there's a PE teacher who takes 20 minutes to explain how to throw a fucking ball. mdm tay pei cock who is the art teacher is none the better,she can somehow lose our art papers and blame us like as if it was our fault. mr goh yong gong also is useless as he scolded 10 students because they did not bring their tracetogether token even though we can use our fucking phones for tracetogether. stupid botak teacher. mr siva syed who is our dm opens his eyes widely when he scolds students,he probably can't see his future.
Mr oon boon keng: why were you so late?

student: mr goh yong goh from sembawang secondary school held me back for 10 minutes because i forgot to bring my trace-together token,next time i bring condom better.
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Tongue Simba

To lick the ass crack, beginning at the grundle and ending at the tailbone nub.
You have to really like a girl to perform a Tongue Simba...
Tongue Simba by Cormantha February 15, 2014
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YOU FUCKING SUMBASS STFU BEFORE I POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS!!
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Scumbag Format

Slang derogatory term for MTG "Type 2" (Standard) tournament format. This tournament style is looked down upon because it requires players to continuously buy new cards, since after a few months cards become banned.
"Naah, I can't play my deck there, they only do scumbag."

or

"I have 2 decks, one for playing with friends, and one that I keep tweaking so I can play scumbag format."
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I will sumbate you off the cliff
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