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Mrs. and Mr. Buff got it on in the backseat of a volkswagon. She got "maxed out" by Mr. Buff so they named the kid Max. SEeing as he was born with a 45 inch penis, the Dr. had it mistaken for the ambilical cord and had it cut off...luckily, only 5 inches was taken from the genitalia. They gave him the middle name of LaDon which is french for LongDong.
Long Dong by CC crew...holla at us December 17, 2004
Brown long bed truck, Usually a GMC or a Chevy Work truck.
Look, brit drives a long dong.
long dong by Nick M. October 12, 2005

Long Dong Mong 

A man with Down's Syndrome who has an exceptionally large penis.

A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.
Long Dong Mong by amulet_1972 March 20, 2009

Long Dong Silver 

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ X-rated alter ego, due to his self-purported larger-than-life dick, taken from a popular sleazeball porno film from the late seventies.
So Clarence explained, “you know, Miss Hill, they call me Long Dong Silver, right?”

Long Dong Silver 

An African-American adult film character from the 1970s/1980s. The actor who played the character wore an abnormally large prosthetic penis.
"Damn, that Long Dong Silver sure was a freak of nature!"
"Dude, he was just wearing a big-assed dildo."
Long Dong Silver by Jake in NYC December 18, 2005

Long Dong Silver 

a black porno star from the early 80's
long dong silver is the star of this porno