hawky
A young person of questionable socio-economic background who wears sports clothes and baseball caps and lists main hobbies as harassment and aquiring gold jewellry
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Hawky
Dodgy. Suspect. Someone acting weird and you're not sure why, so you use the word Hawky so you don't sound lame.
E.g. Someone hiding their phone when texting is hawky behaviour
The person is generally know as a Hawksman.
E.g. Someone hiding their phone when texting is hawky behaviour
The person is generally know as a Hawksman.
Why are you being hawky?
Hawky by BoujeeBugOut July 15, 2021
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Hawky
Doing a hawky is when you go to fart but shit yourself at work. It makes a wet spot in that area, but you continue to work your shift anyway.
The name comes from the sound of the aggressive shart.
The name comes from the sound of the aggressive shart.
I was out doing my deliveries today when I did a hawky. Luckily, I had an extra pair of shorts.
Examples of a questionnaire from an employer about a hawky
When in a warehouse and you Hawky yourself...
Do you
A) Take off your shitty pants and spin around over your head, whooping like a cowboy.
B) Keep working anyway, so as not to miss your target hour and feel the drip drop down your legs.
C) Pull your pants down and scooch walk, so you can hawky outwards on the sides of the aisle.
Examples of a questionnaire from an employer about a hawky
When in a warehouse and you Hawky yourself...
Do you
A) Take off your shitty pants and spin around over your head, whooping like a cowboy.
B) Keep working anyway, so as not to miss your target hour and feel the drip drop down your legs.
C) Pull your pants down and scooch walk, so you can hawky outwards on the sides of the aisle.
Dr. David Hawkins
He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.
Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?
Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.
Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.
Dr. David Hawkins by IRSAgents August 1, 2022
Hawkin’s Map Of Consciousness
The map is a scale from 1-1000 LOC with different human behaviours and perceptions about Life and God based on each of the 17 levels of human consciousness and associated energy field matrix. The map of consciousness was developed by Dr David Hawkins via kinesiology (muscle testing).The levels of consciousness go as low as the pits of hell on earth (which is shame, 50 LOC) to heaven on earth AKA enlightenment 600-1000 LOC.
Humans range from 0 to 1000 on earth and angels can go beyond 1000 LOC with GOD the Creator at Infinity. The reason Humans can’t go past 1000 LOC is because the nervous system cannot handle that much power. Jesus Christ & Buddha both were at level 1000 at their death.
Humans range from 0 to 1000 on earth and angels can go beyond 1000 LOC with GOD the Creator at Infinity. The reason Humans can’t go past 1000 LOC is because the nervous system cannot handle that much power. Jesus Christ & Buddha both were at level 1000 at their death.
Student: How do I become enlightened Doc?
Spiritual Guru: While a lot of people think “enlightenment” is a singular state of mind that you either “have” or do not have, it’s actually much more of a journey from lower to higher states, which can be determined by consciousness calibration muscle testing and the hawkin’s map of consciousness
Spiritual Guru: While a lot of people think “enlightenment” is a singular state of mind that you either “have” or do not have, it’s actually much more of a journey from lower to higher states, which can be determined by consciousness calibration muscle testing and the hawkin’s map of consciousness
Hawkin’s Map Of Consciousness by IRSAgents August 1, 2022
comb-o-hawk
A combination homo-hawk (or faux-hawk) and comb-over for follically-challenged gay guys. The remaining strands are combed to the centre from both sides, covering the bald spot and creating a weak homo-hawk at the same time.
Rob: Hey, Colin's homo-hawk is looking a little sparse these days.
Aaron: Yeah it's really more of a comb-o-hawk now.
Eva: Look at that guy's hair! It's kind of a double comb-over into the centre.
Peter: Comb-o-hawk!
Aaron: Yeah it's really more of a comb-o-hawk now.
Eva: Look at that guy's hair! It's kind of a double comb-over into the centre.
Peter: Comb-o-hawk!
comb-o-hawk by ocius1 May 14, 2009