SMID 

It's for texting meaning Suck my imaginary dick

You can SMID 😝

SMID by Unicorness March 18, 2015

smid 

it means suck my invisible dick . created by a girl group in r.i.

shut up ! go smid hoe

smid by chesseiloveyou August 25, 2009

smid 

When everything's going smoothly and works exactly as you want it to.

when you airgib someone (eg. in quake) or when you've bought something really cheap.

smid by kretz June 24, 2003

SMID 

SUCK MY IMAGINARY DICK

Yo elijah can SMID!!!!

SMID by Shhhhh:) November 28, 2016

Smid 

At the United States Naval Academy the term Smid is often used to describe a midshipman who is small in stature. Someone who is skinny.

Hey who is that smid over there?

Smid by 3461 January 8, 2010

SMID 

Acronym for Suck My Imaginary Dick

How about you SMID
He can SMID, cause I'm not listening to him

SMID by SilverVangRose October 22, 2016

Smid 

another way to say "suck my dick" without saying "s my d"

Asshole: Can you give me the answers to the homework
Me: SMID!!!!

Smid by Drew Hawkins April 3, 2008