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conufoola 

noun= several species of small furry animals in a cave pulsing to a light.

verb= to join the several species of small furry animals in a cave pulsing to a light

adj= to be like several species of small furry animals in a cave pulsing to a light
noun= While ambling through the woods, I came upon a rare conufoola eating beef stew.

verb= When Ted found out he was schizophrenic, he later ran from his mentlal hosptial and conufooled with some hippo-birds.

adj= When he made the conufoola remark of "Be-bop ba bunk", I rolled my eyes and blacked out.

Warning: not responsible for attack by conufoolas, you must always wear protection when in one, because the fires they dance around can be very warm and invisible.

ALSO NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOSS OF EMO (be like Coono, the founder of conufoola's world wide. He enjoys playing with 4 year old Conoo's, and small talk about pecan pie. He had a dream when younger, to become a scriptwriter in Conufooland, but pursued a path of righteousness of the Conu people. Everyone hated him , and he went and lived in some guys facial hair.

many thanks to PINK FLOYD
conufoola by Goobie Halloran February 4, 2006
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confoolish

Someone who is confused and foolish at the same time.
My neighbor is always so confoolish!!
confoolish by HYFRGBCFOTLMHMH4LYFE November 25, 2016
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confoolery 

Unexplainable bullshit
The lies he tried to tell me was confoolery.
confoolery by Ladii Gee April 20, 2018
Using superior male intellect against women to put them in a state of confusion, and make them look foolish.
Ben Affleck: Ashley, I would never fight you, i'd use my intellect to confool you.

Ashley: Whhhaaaaa??
Confool by Jinger-mann November 30, 2010

conqoola 

An offensive word that carries the same meaning as “faggot.” Often exclaimed in a Spanish accent.
You fucking conqoola, you got us killed!
conqoola by Zrteh April 29, 2019

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026