Equifox 

A fox who belong to Equinox Sports Club. Healthy, wealthy and never stealthy about where she exercises.

Curvy, swervy, and hard to make plans with. The Equifox keeps a packed schedule thanks to her ass-shaping, ab-making, head-shaking workout regimen. She's busy exfoliating her toxins and lunging down 6th Avenue in New York, divesifying her portfolio of skincare "Assets.” She probably doesn't hang out with her friends because she’s determined that the value of her friendships are worth less than her Equinox membership.

The Equifox wore Lululemon to her wedding and chugged a bottle Khiel's Hair Product to stay conditioned during vows.

Equifox by nolandc October 12, 2019

scrotumnal equinox 

The rare occurrence of a pair of testicles hanging perfectly equidistant to the ground, as opposed to their regular offset position.

Tony: Bro check out my balls! Total scrotumnal equinox!

Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!

scrotumnal equinox by Hammer of Jesus May 29, 2020

Chevrolet Equinox 

One of the all-time greatest SUVs by Chevrolet, especially the second gen (2010-2015) and third gen (2016-2017). It features an optional fuel efficient 2.4 liter Ecotec inline-4 and a more powerful 3.6 liter Ecotec V-6. Both engine options feature an organized layout and DI (Direct injection) fuel injectors. This vehicle also features more leg room and cargo room than you might think. All trim levels come standard with remote start on the key fob. The LTZ model, later changed to "Premier" nameplate in 2016 for the third gen includes a stylish finish with chrome trim placement, stylish interior, tri-coat paint finish, remote-push rear liftgate, easy-to-use infotainment center, Bluetooth connectivity, and more modern conveniences. Although the highest trim level offers more, base models still maintain a sharp look and safety features all-round. There is one issue in particular with 2010-2013 model year Equinox and that is increased oil consumption. General Motors recalled this issue soon after in 2014 and can be treated under warranty. If you are looking for reliability, comfort, safety, cargo room, and efficiency, the Equinox is your token.

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Joseph: "...So anyway, what car is your mind set on?"
Dave: "I would like a Chevrolet Equinox for my wife and kids."
Joseph: "Good for families on a budget!"

Chevrolet Equinox by ChevyEquinox December 2, 2020

equifax 

To readily and voluntarily expose sensitive private information about every user of a system through buffoonery and incompetence.

I’ve been a target of malicious equifax. I have to change my social security number, bank account, phone number, address, email address...fuck all of this.

equifax by angryfarmercandy September 13, 2017

Equinox 

a very unique name granted to only a select few people in the world. Represents an equal amount of light and darkness which may be expressed through his or her personality.

"Hey, what's your name?"
"Equinox."
"That's so weird and AWESOME!"

Equinox by Psychedelic123 November 23, 2014

sexual equinox 

It's the point in your life at which your age matches your number of sexual partners

Dude I just had an amazing weekend.

Why? What happened?

I hit my sexual equinox.

Bro, that's amazing, especially at 45.

sexual equinox by Barguments December 23, 2015

equinox 

the time when the sun crosses the plane of the earth's equator, making night and day of approximately equal length all over the earth and occurring about March 21 (vernal equinox or spring equinox) and September 22 (autumnal equinox).

equinox rapes

equinox by red_lost March 1, 2010