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Roast Beef Sandwich With Mayo 

When a guy eats a woman out after she’s banged multiple dudes.
Stacy came home after a girls night out last night and I wanted to surprise her, but ended up eating a roast beef sandwich with Mayo instead! That cheating whore!

nut sandwich with extra mayo

a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face
I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.

Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo 

When two people are side by side (guys or girls) and an abundance of jizz is strewn throughout both pubic regions. A 3rd person then proceeds to eat the jizz out of both pubic patches.
Person 1: What are you having for dinner?
Person 2: I'm having the protein rich Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo!

A subway sandwich with mayonnaise 

there is a man and a women who are laying on top of each other and as they are having sex before the man is about to cum he removes his penis and cums on two pieces of bread which makes the bread look like it has mayonnaise. They he takes vegetables and adds it on the bread then puts the bread above and below them creating a sandwich
Eating a subway sandwich reminds me of the time I had a subway sandwich with mayonnaise with Devyn

knuckle sandwich with extra mayonnaise 

After dropping a load in a woman's mouth, make her spit it out into your hand, then slap the shit out of her with it.
When Beth kept complaining about being hungry, I fed her a knuckle sandwich with extra mayonnaise and it took care of both the hunger and the complaining.