CarrickEra 

Not just the best football Twitter account in existence, but he also happens to own MikeLUHG, JDMNComps and UTDTrey. He is feared among the football Twitter community for his extreme baiting, which is very hard to detect. He also has a Jaul Jogba agenda and is a huge fanboy of Michael Carrick. The greatest defensive midfielder of all time.

CarrickEra please stop being such a tank, you’re my favourite account

CarrickEra by CarrickEra June 5, 2021

carriker 

A disturbance in the environment. Where killing one species inadvertently creates a competition to fulfill that niche. A catastrophic reverse environmental ripple effect.

I created a carriker in my backyard by shooting one squirrel with a BB gun and 20 more appeared.

carriker by #22### September 23, 2013

carrickfergus 

Carrickfergus (aka Carrick) is a town in Northern Ireland which is beside the sea and has a large number of pubs and hairdressers and banks and butchers and chap shaps and hoods and big girls and prodestants and painted kerbs, like.

Jonty 1: I wish I was... in Carrickfergus...
Jonty 2: No you dont mate, it's well shiiiiite.

carrickfergus by ownies puppy September 16, 2006

carrickfergus grammar school 

A school for nerds and stuck ups. All the students in Carrick Grammar think they are something when they are just knobs. Carrick Grammar is the worst school to go to because they somehow managed to burn down a classroom. That’s how stupid these students are. Even though this is supposed to be a “smart” school.

Liam: What school do you go to?
Bob: carrickfergus grammar school
Liam: Lame

carrickfergus grammar school by LolersUrMum November 26, 2021

Carriker 

The fine art of negotiating your options with a hooker...where negotiating anal is actually more sexually satisfying then the act itself.

Kevin carrikered the prostitute last night when he was able to get a twofer...paid for a blow job and got anal for free.

Carriker by ##22## September 24, 2013

Carricked 

Carricked. Adjective.. Someone who is unable to grasp basic life concepts.. A person who makes excuses and blames others for their own actions.. The type of person who goes in front of a judge for assault and says it's the victims fault for making him angry..

"Will johnny ever be a grow up and be a man?" No son, Johnny will always be a stuck on stupid and blame others for his actions he's carricked..

Carricked by Winstrolbatman November 22, 2017

carrickmacross 

A hape of gypsy knackers

Carrickmacross lost in the county final again

carrickmacross by Ownjoe December 2, 2019