Medical procedure undertaken in parts of East Germany prior to World War I. A 'chopinoptomy' procedure can be performed on brains, limbs and any other protruding members. Popular amongst oppurtunistic ewoks.
Aka. 'oppurtunity'.
After I had my chopinoptomy, I found that I had so many more opportunities presented to me.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).