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the art of skipping out of work or school, usually unnoticed.
Rod: "hey man, are you going to that mandatory briefing?"
Steve: "Nah, fuck that noise, I'm going to scurve-balls."

Tommy: "Hi, honey. What are you doing home from work so early?"
Janet: "I'm scurvin mervin for the rest of the day."
Tommy: "Excellent."

Rhonda: "Dude, you skip out of work so much!"
Richard: "I know, thats why they call me Rich McScurve."
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Word primarily used in Nebraska, short from the disease "scurvey", a dirty disease, used to describe one who rarely bathes, trailer trash, low income, goth-like, whining brats. Used to describe a teenager or young person who smokes, drinks, and is involved in other vices. Sililar to emo, or goth a scurve is usually recognized by black or dirty clothing, chians, peircings, excessive writing on skin, blacked fingernails, cuts on skin, excessive eyeshadow and makeup, and overall lack of hygeine. The primary reason for young people turning this way is because of lack of attention and love, or the fact that they are insecure with themselves or depressed.
"All those kids outside smoking are such scurves."

"Did you hear about that scurve chick who committed suicide this weekend?"

"That scurve has the word "ESCAPE" carved into her arm...weird...maybe she just wants a Ford Escape® for her birthday!!!?"
Scurve by Fondler September 17, 2008
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A person who does not bathe regularly. A generally dirty, uneducated, and rude person.

Scurvy: Dirty, dingy, or repulsive
"We stopped at this scurvy gas station, and there was this scurvy guy working there."

"That guy smoking the cigarette was definetely a scurve."
Scurve by Samolio January 27, 2006
A person who is awesome, epic, amazing, talented, cool, perfect, hot etc.
Did you see how mason looked yesterday, he’s such a scurve.
Scurve by Speedy beef November 22, 2020
A person who skips out of activity's for personal benefit. eg: School, Mandatory meetings.

Adj
he's always scurve'n out of cleaning, I end up having to clean double!
Scurve by ..,,......... April 28, 2025
Originating from East Oakland in the 90s and made popular by E-40. (sheisty, shadey) - being greedy with your stuff or holding your shit back. To hog on it yourself
Quit bein scurvey with that blunt bruh!

Cretcher is always hella Scurvey when he be coppin zips. Dude cruises up with a couple grams
Scurvey by c.harris April 18, 2018

fake survey 

What happens when you call someone to ask them out, but you get cold feet when they pick up the phone (or worse, when someone else picks up). Just pretend you are doing a survey to get out of the call. DO NOT ATTEMPT AN ACCENT.
Jerry: Another woman already? What did you say to her?
Liz: I did a fake survey!
Jerry: You did the fake survey!?
Liz: I know! I'm not over him!
fake survey by montypark February 28, 2009