Asspurse 

1. A back-pocket 2. Another word for a fanny-pack 3. An insult...one of those kind of funny ones that no-one can really get mad at. Basically we here, reserve this insult for Kent Smith. To call some one an ass-purse, they must be worse then a shit-bag.

"Hey, your wallet was stolen out of your ass purse"

"That ass-purse makes you look like such a tourist"

"Kent Smith is such an asspurse"
"You're no shit-bag, you're an asspurse"
"Not even Napoleon Dynamite or Mariah Carey are good enough to be called ass-purses."

Asspurse by Justin Spiewak and Ryan Smith January 29, 2006

asspurgers syndrome 

A terrible affliction that drives one imediately to the throne with an urgent need to expel a toxic river of brown filth from one's derriere.

Last night's curry destroyed my guts. Bad case of asspurgers syndrome this morning. Should have put the bog roll in the fridge last night. Gnarly.

asspurgers syndrome by banoslibre September 7, 2014

Assurself 

Much like an assumption but instead of making an ass out of you and me, the person simply makes an ass out of themselves.

Guy1: Do you like fishdicks in your mouth?
Guy2: Nah fishsticks are gross
Guy1: AHAHAHA what are you a gay fish?
Guy2: What are you talking about
Guy1: Wait did you say no? ....shit
Guy3: dude way to assurself

Assurself by three6 May 25, 2009

asspurren 

The motorized flatulence effect, typically with resonating vibrations, gained from eating to many refried beans with your chili or similar foods.

Jand: What was that sound and vibration, was it a cat?
Dick: No I was just asspurren after eating at the all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet

asspurren by ipdaily June 9, 2011