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Double Straight 

Being so confident in your sexuality, that you fake being others just for fun, but also, to flex your ultra heterosexuality.
"Yo, did you hear about Todd?" "No what did he do?" "He got into Megan's sleepover, he convinced them he was gay." "Holy sh*t, that's double straight."

Double Unplus Straight 

A slang word used to describe an ass pirate/jockey, peter puffer, or any other word to describe a homosexual.
Hayden "Andrew, your a fag"

Teacher "WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN HERE"

Hayden "Excuse me. Apologizes. Andrew, you are a double unplus straight.

doublestraight 

when someone's kink is the opposite gender making out with each other
guy 1: I don't like fvcking girls or seeing porn where guys fvck girls. But I get off on seeing lesbians do it with each other.
guy 2: if you don't like having a girl for yourself, then what is your gender?
guy 1: I'm doublestraight.
doublestraight by i like yuri March 18, 2020

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026