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Midrection 

Midrection (ˈmid ˈrek-shən)

The state in which a penis is only half erect.
Man 1 - "That bitch Olivia Munn is so fine she gives me a stiffie."

Man 2 - "Nah, that bitch ain't that hot. She only gives me a midrection."
A ship between two people one named Miley and the other is Eren.
They both love each other very much, but Eren loves Miley more and she’s much cuter.
Have you seen the ship Milren? It’s pretty popular and cute.
Milren by Erentheidot January 7, 2020

mildrid the middler 

a 50 something year old woman who has no family or friends but meddles in everybodys business
mildrid the middler: oh i ate spaghetti with john gotti, i got so much money.

(mildrid the middler trying to buy friends)

beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head

Mildewing 

When you have done nothing all day or are being lazy. It is to imply that your lack of movement, has caused mold or mildew to start growing on your body.
Friend 1: "Hey, what are you up to?"
Friend 2: "Not much, just mildewing"
Mildewing by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019

motor mouth mildrid 

an old hag who rambles about fantasies of knowing mob, celebrities, anyone famous.
Mildrid: I know John Gotti Jr oh hun a plate of spaghetti

Mildrid: I had dinner with George Bush hun and we went to his ranch in texas
Mildrid: I have 10 billion dollars hun i dont need anything

Mike: Goddamn motor mouth mildrid shit the fuck up!
Mildrid: What? ::launches off into another fantasy dweller diatribe::

Victor Meldrew 

A full-time whinger from the British comedy One Foot in the Grave whom anything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong with.
In one episode, Victor Meldrew flew off the handle at this young couple for attempting to have sex in his loungeroom and ended up buried up to his neck in his back yard by the young guy.