calipee 

A coochie consumer. A female that says she doesn’t have dildos but does

Jordyn is a calipee

calipee by Bhuggtyots November 15, 2020

CALiFeeLiA 

A feeling of pride and gratitude for living or being from California and California's way of life, people and places.

"You know that feeling when you leave CALiFoRNiA and you miss it? thats CALiFeeLiA."

CALiFeeLiA by CALiFeeLiA September 24, 2013

butt calipers 

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.

Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."

butt calipers by cmoney55 September 9, 2011

Paint your calipers 

To meet up and "smash"

Hey girl, come over and I'll paint your calipers

Paint your calipers by RicoRy August 20, 2020

Califeelia 

Describes the often obnoxiously over-optimistic view on life expressed by people from the West Coast (especially Californians) who currently reside on the bleak, cyncial and far too often pessimistic East Coast (especially New York City).

Homonym: Caliphilia

Californian: Thank you, and have a good one!
New Yorker: Yeah! Yeah!... whatever!
New Yorker: What's wit da Califeelia... can't you's see it's 15 freakin' degrees outside?

Califeelia by Boo_this_one's_4U. October 21, 2006

Caliper 

A math tool that can be used to measure the depth an width of one's asshole or clit

"Hey I let Sierra use by caliper today, it has her name engraved in it too!"

Caliper by Black Sensey February 12, 2015

Calipeekaboo 

When a couple pre plans secret public sex by measuring the circumference of the man's penis and cuts a hole in a beach towel to be used as cover while fucking on the beach for pleasure without being seen by other people.

Let's go do the Calipeekaboo!

Calipeekaboo by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025