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Materialality

To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate manmade object, typically a chair, wall, or couch.

Its different from dry humping, because it gives the object "feelings" in a sense.
Imani:"You humped a chair!"
Margot: "You humped a plastic alligator! Thats beastiality, which is worse!"
Imani: "No, its Materialality, both of us humped an inanimate object, dummy!"
Materialality by rana_r_u November 8, 2019
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mathulator 

“I am never using the word calculator ever again.” - Kylie
Henry’s mathulator is cooler than everybody else’s mathulator.
mathulator by Mrsmartguy9000 October 17, 2019

mathalat 

The best person and can pull any girl he wants. everyone wants him but he don't want them
have u seen Mathalat?
yes, he's my boyfriend
Nah he's mine
mathalat by nbadan1 July 27, 2021

mathulan 

mathulan is a chimchah
u may be wondering what a chimchah is , its a bogie heheheh😂😂
you:omg theres something in my nose
someone:that must me a mathulan!!
mathulan by harasday August 18, 2023

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026