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The Comb 

When a girl (or guy if you roll that way) is giving you a Blow Job and they use their teeth instead of their lips to give you a BJ. This can feel good if it is done lightly but usually when you refer to the comb a girl has used a little too much teeth on your dick. Usually inexperienced girls perform the comb quite often until a guy brings it up.
Sentence 1

Susie was giving me the comb last night and I didn't have the balls to bring it up with her so I sat through a terrible blow job.

Sentence 2

After Susie was finished giving me the comb, she had to peel my dick skin from her teeth.
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Flossing the comb 

Giving oral to a chick (or dude, if you swing that way...) who is hairy like a beast.
23:59 <Dr_Hero> I can't believe I'm flossing my comb
Flossing the comb by Stampy June 4, 2004

Comb the Rabbit

Gettin' hot and heavy past 3rd base with a girl.
After making out for half an hour on the couch and 3 previous failed attempts, Erick was surprised when she let him comb the rabbit.
Comb the Rabbit by Mike Payne February 15, 2008

comb the toilet

Verb. To lick the butthole of a very hairy man in a clockwise direction.
Hey Sally, do you remember Greg? Boy, did I comb the toilet last night!
comb the toilet by Charlotte Purple February 24, 2017

comb the jelly 

A male procedure that involves using a comb to remove semen has run down the shaft into the pubic hair. A fine toothed comb is recommended as it gets the bulk of it out in one go.
Room Mate #1: Ahhh man what happened my comb.. what's this stuck in the teeth?

Room Mate #2: Sorry dude, I cracked off a messy one last night and had to comb the jelly.

The Golden Comb 

When "The Golden Comb" is used sex hair, sexy nap hair, and bed head are returned to your normal locks
The Golden Comb by Adonis alamode February 24, 2009

Comb the Goat 

To play with ones penis pistol; Do anything that takes time or is difficult in nature; To beat someones ass; To beat around the bush or lollygag;
Hey I'm outta here I gotta go "Comb the Goat"!

Im'ma be out here all day Combing this Goat!

If you don't get the hell outta my face I'm gonna Comb your fucking Goat!

I told you to do it like fifteen minutes ago, now quit Combing your Goat and get this shit done!