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batterwitch 

Word used by John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck (written by Andrew Hussie).

Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.
John: THE HEINOUS BATTERWITCH HAS HER GNARLED CLAWS IN EVERYTHING.

What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??

How does this make sense???

Why????

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????
batterwitch by homestuckderp August 30, 2013

Asa Butterfield 

Young British actor that stars in Hugo and The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas. He loves electronic music and has a reputation for turning half the older girls on tumblr into paedophiles. He is also noted for his gorgeous blue eyes and is often considered a more attractive Elijah Wood because of it, he has also been used as a young Benedict Cumberbatch. His name is pronounced A-SUH NOT AH-SAH.
girls: Oh my gosh Asa Butterfield.....HIS EYES!! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!
Asa Butterfield by isarobot September 9, 2012

batterbitch 

Another name by the Homestuck fandom to define Her Imperious Condescension. This comes from what a bitch she is, as well as her claws into the Betty Crocker franchise, as she is the batterwitch herself.
Have you ever heard of Betty Crocker?

Yeah, that's Condy, the batterbitch.
batterbitch by Batterbitch October 20, 2013

buttercat 

buttercat - /ˈbətərkat/

A cat that is soft, fatty, and malleable, like butter. Buttercats are often very friendly, and sometimes extremely shy at first. Buttercats often have folds of loose skin around their belly.
Look at this cat sprawled out in my lap; hes so soft and pudgy, what a buttercat.
buttercat by poweti June 3, 2012

Asa Butterfield 

Young Actor, stars in The boy in the striped pyjamas, Young Mordred (Merlin BBC), Hugo, Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang , Ender's Game, etc... He is also like a young version of Benedict Cumberbatch.
Asa Butterfield is really hot.
Asa Butterfield is the lost son of Benedict Cumberbatch.
Asa Butterfield by Jacks E. Malfoy December 9, 2013

Issac Butterfield 

The Best Australian Guy To Ever Live, He’s Also A Good Muthafkr.
person 1: hey dude have u heard of issac butterfield

person 2: yeah mate i hope he becomes PM