butterkid 

When a women has a hot body and face, but she has a kid. Everything's hot but her kid.

"hey son happy thanksgiving... look at your mother over there cuttin that wonderful turkey, what a butterkid, you really ruined her for me.... You know if she would have actually had that abortion, I would still have my hot wife and wouldn't have to pay for your dumb ass to go to college."

"Even though Jessica Alba is a butterkid, I'd still feed her my man-hammer and eat her shit cutter like a bowl of cereal"

butterkid by dixie jaculating December 4, 2009

Buttering the cat 

This term began to appear after the December 2021 viral Reddit post "AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts?" on r/AmITheAsshole by u/ThrowawayOrangeCat about a conflict involving two cats at their workplace. The cats are named Jean and Jorts, and to cut a long story short, a human colleague named Pam had been spreading margarine on Jorts to encourage him to groom himself. (Presumably he would like the taste and spend more time licking it off.) It's unclear whether Jorts responded to this, because Jean began to lick his fur -- this upset her digestive system. Pam was asked to stop applying margarine to Jorts. Readers shared the post to social media, and people began posting memes and jokes about the situation.

Later that month, #DisabilityTwitter used the situation as an analogy, to address whether a particular accommodation is useful. (Implied: even if it's well-intentioned, if it's not helpful to the person with needs, it wastes time and may actually have negative impacts. Just like applying margarine to Jorts.)

"Are you helping, or are you just buttering the cat?" (from #DisabilityTwitter)

A person may want to help resolve a difficult situation, but realizes that they lack the necessary skills and would just make things worse: "I'd love to help, but at this point I suspect I'd just be buttering the cat ..."

Buttering the cat by TapirTrouble December 21, 2021

Butterilla 

It is common for Mexican-American and Mexican families to enjoy a flour tortilla with melted butter spread inside the tortilla. It's similar to a quesadilla; however on a butterilla the tortilla is rolled. Currently a butterilla is requested by asking for "melted butter on a flour tortilla."

My children enjoy eating butterillas when they visit their grandmother's home.

Butterilla by SilvaButterRilla December 28, 2013

Buttered the bread

To have an exceptionally smooth landing.

Pilot: Damn, that was an awesome landing! I buttered the bread on that one. *proceeds to pat himself on the back*

Buttered the bread by Tman15 April 18, 2017

Asa Butterfield 

Young British actor that stars in Hugo and The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas. He loves electronic music and has a reputation for turning half the older girls on tumblr into paedophiles. He is also noted for his gorgeous blue eyes and is often considered a more attractive Elijah Wood because of it, he has also been used as a young Benedict Cumberbatch. His name is pronounced A-SUH NOT AH-SAH.

girls: Oh my gosh Asa Butterfield.....HIS EYES!! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!

Asa Butterfield by isarobot September 9, 2012

buttered toast 

Toast. With butter on it.

Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.

Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".

I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.

I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.

Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!

buttered toast by da_sauce April 18, 2008

buttered theatre girth 

When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.

That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.

buttered theatre girth by Running out of patience December 9, 2008