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Markley's Law 

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of gun owners' rights grows longer, the probability of an ad hominem attack involving penis size approaches 1.
Person 1: I carry a gun to try to keep my family and I safe by exercising a Constitutionally-protected natural right.

Person 2: Hah! You carry a gun because you have a small penis, and you are trying to make up for it!

Person 1: Well, I guess Markley's Law is still true.
Markley's Law by Linoge_WOTC July 11, 2010

The Markley

This activity is done by a man and a woman. To accomplish this, the man must be dressed in tight solid color boxers, a superman cape, and sunglasses. The woman must be wearing a Victoria's Secret "Very Sexy" bra and black lace panties.
The first step is to fill the flat bed of a red Ford F-150 with Abercrombie and Fitch "Fierce" cologne. The next step is to find a driver both you and your partner trust. The driver will maintain a speed of at least 90 mph on a local interstate while you and your partner remain in the flat bed. Throughout the ride the man must mount the woman and proceed to massage her breasts and kiss her neck. This is the ultimate foreplay move (especially if the woman's name is Lauren).
My new girlfriend and I tried The Markley yesterday on Forbes Avenue.
The Markley by BCS5 September 12, 2008
Family name. All of them are dope, funny, random at times and love eating any thing BBQ. Grew up on the West coast.
Those Maskrey’s are a crazy cool family
maskrey by Fuckbubbles March 16, 2019

markley's syndrome

A derivative of Markley's Law, a condition that exists in which a hoplophobe or other variant of liberal, is compelled to equate gun ownership with penis size.
Those who suffer from Markley's Syndrome say things such as;
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."
The six to eight inch decorative face mask attachment

to the elastic bands worn around

head or neck to relieve the pressure point and compression on the back of the ear lobe while adding a fashionable look to wearing a mask.
I like your masklet. Does the masklet come in different colors and styles? Does the masklet really help to relieve ear pressure? Yes, after a long day of wearing my mask while using the masklet, my my ears were not sore.
A male/female, usually aged between 15 and 20, who looks to be in their early teens. Commonly refered to as losers, as they tend to insult their only friends, often resulting in alienation.
"I thought Jimmy was cool, until he called me a slut. Then I realized that he was a total Mashley, and I didn't need to waste my time around him."
Mashley by SarZeeAsh January 1, 2009