Sperm Burn 

The effect where one put's one's hand in a recently ejaculated pool of sperm on a bed and reacts wildly due to the sudden sensory effect of the unexpected damp.

Person A: AAAAAH (waves hand wildly)

Person B: Dude, what the fuck?

Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.

Sperm Burn by Mack Daddy Mark Morrison February 24, 2010

Sperm Burn 

The result of dryed up ejaculate on a face.

Steve could not go out Saturday because of the sperm burn recieved on Friday night.

Sperm Burn by stefan`124 March 9, 2009

Sperm Burn 

When a guys sperm burns their partner's tongue because they had eaten so much spicy foods recently

I couldn't swallow last night, the sperm burn was so intense I spit it out right away

Sperm Burn by The Obzerver April 16, 2021

Burnt Sperm

Left over sperm or semen in someones asshole from a prior fuck that is re-fucked by another dick and thus becomes overheated and burnt. It's odor is that of burning flesh and feces put together.

Bob: This girl, Kim Cumbox, farted on me while we were fucking and it smelled horrible!
Fred: Haaa! You fucked her!!?? That ass is FULL of Burnt Sperm! You better take a shower!

Burnt Sperm by [Ball Squeezins] March 1, 2008

spermburper 

Usaully a male friend who is supected of being a closet dick sucker as noted by his foul breath.

Did you smell Robert's breath today? What a fucking spermburper!

spermburper by truminski October 27, 2011

Spermburper 

Your girlfriend, an anonymous gutterslut, or some fairy who swallows your load, then burps up the rather unpleasent smell of your bleach scented salty nutbutter.

Man, did you smell Francis's breath? That spermburper must have been smokin pole again last nite!

Spermburper by Timbers December 18, 2005

Spermburger 

When a guy releases his load into a girls buns.

Last night I was doing a chick in the ass and created the best sperm burger ever.

Spermburger by jasom February 9, 2004