sarcometer

sarcometer: A unit of measurement used to indicate sarcasm. (usually represented on the internet with keiki_ dots......)

Man invalidrecord pushed that joke way to far last night, It was a full five sarcometers!!

sarcometer by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

salometer 

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.

Hey that area has 1 salometer!

salometer by AmNow December 24, 2020

sarcasmeter 

A fictional device used to detect sarcasm.

Person 1: Miley Cyrus is so talented!
Person 2: WTF, no way.
Person 1: Wow, I think your sarcasmeter is broken.

sarcasmeter by YellowyEyes August 28, 2008

Sassometer 

A meter used to measure the amount of sass someone is using.

Your sassometer level is through the roof.

Sassometer by xforgetdecembuh March 10, 2011

Sarameterometerertionorism`Inguramicuraguragicuramerer 

Who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You are a Sarameterometerertionorism`Inguramicuraguragicuramerer

Sarameterometerertionorism`Inguramicuraguragicuramerer by ANONYMOUS Firefox January 11, 2021

Snarkometer 

A scale (like the Richter scale for earthquakes) which measures the snarkiness of a comment.

Her comment about past sexual abuses by the Church registered a 7 on the snarkometer.

Snarkometer by Newlingophile June 4, 2018