hoeft 

manly chest hair

He was trying to be a model so he waxed his hoeft, hoping that would help show off his pectorals better.

Italian-American men display their hoeft with open necked shirts, often drawing attention to it with gold necklaces.

hoeft by veronica m. Faire February 17, 2009

hoeflation 

The concept of men having to work 20x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were

Man 1: why don’t you get a girlfriend

Man 2: because hoeflation is insane at the moment

hoeflation by Bigdaddymomo June 30, 2022

Hoefest 

A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.

Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?

Hoefest by 1dead July 7, 2019

Hoeflation 

Hoeflation is a term which describes the increase in price men have to pay for lower value women. This is reflected through higher prices in terms of, having to spend more $ on women, having to have a certain personality, physique, etc. Women have lost all their value as they have sex with everyone, can't cook and don't know how to be good wives.

The Hoeflation in manly this month is up 6%

Hoeflation by MyNameIsCdog July 4, 2022

hoeitis 

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

Hoefax 

Adj: getting the personal information from a girl that you are about to date such as past boy friends, how many times they'd had sex, etc

Jon: i need to get the hoefax for this chick before we fuck
Billy : yeah you don't want to catch anything

Hoefax by L-Dog Oreo July 11, 2011

hoefallon 

a town that has too many hoes and people want to leave very bad.

I'm back in hoefallon and I need to leave!

hoefallon by Deception December 3, 2015