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mike oxlong 

a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"
person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong
mike oxlong by tallnick June 11, 2006
Related Words
oxlade Oxledus oxlight OXL Oxlaid Oxleas Oxlessen oxley oxlil oxlips

Tim Rice-Oxley 

The talented pianist of the wonderful British band Keane. If you've seen the band in concert, it's a surprise that Tim hasn't a neck injury as he really gets into that piano playing.
Tim Rice-Oxley is one-third of Keane, which also consists of Tom Chaplin and Richard Hughes.
Tim Rice-Oxley by Jemma March 25, 2005
The type of Knacking that involves the male positioning like spider man to knack vigorously, and using his saliva as lube.
Babe, can i oxlade you tonight
Oxlade by Oga Wisdom February 8, 2022

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong 

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.
Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

Mike Oxlong 

Mike Oxlong! Mike Oxlong! Your order is ready!
Mike Oxlong by BigSmoke40 November 20, 2020
A synonym for a Canadian,

typically polite, laid back and a chill person,

yet in every top group as well as very skillful.
When you're an Oxledus you're instantly a good leader.
Person 1: Ay! This guy so chill man!
Person 2: Watch out, he an Oxledus...
Person 1: Oh shit, now he scary!
Oxledus by DeQui Shawn April 2, 2023