The talented pianist of the wonderful British band Keane. If you've seen the band in concert, it's a surprise that Tim hasn't a neck injury as he really gets into that piano playing.
These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.
Chad: Oi mate, I changedmy name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong