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fucklocity 

A portmanteau of the words 'fuck' and 'velocity', fucklocity is used to denote the fucks being given over time; the velocity of just how many fucks you give about a particular subject.
Dude, it's getting towards the end of the semester, so your fucklocity is zero for that disciplinary analysis paper you have to write for your writing class.

Fucktality 

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.
I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.
Fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

Fuckianity 

A relgion based around Fuck It. You don't need to go to a holy place of worship, or to pray, you just need to Fuck It. The "Feckers" follow the word of The Big Fucker In The Sky, who doesn't need to take the shit of anything. He just Fucks It.
John started following Fuckianity the other day. His exams? Fucks it. Work? Fucks it. He even manages to Fuck life itself.

Fuckticity 

The artistry and audacity of the random fuckery.
“How is this fuckery even possible?”
“That, deary, is the fuckticity of the fates.”
Fuckticity by Phoenix_blkstn February 23, 2022
A more vulgar way of saying audacity
He had the fuckacity to steal my bitch so I rammed a crowbar up his ass. He was bleeding for weeks.

Fuckality 

When you fuck a girl so tremendously hard, that it feels like she's gonna die.
Finish her!
girl: aaaaaaoooh!!!!!
You win,
FUCKALITY
Fuckality by medicalmechanica October 29, 2010