Costumer: Lemme get a Yellow Babber
Cashier: Look you about to get nothing. I’m not gonna play witchu. You gonna be Yellow Babberin and your ass still gonna be hungry
Yorkshire slang meaning 'shit' or 'shite'
Something that is rubbish, serves no decent purpose, doesn't work correctly, a poor situation or is just plain old crap.
Also the excretion of humans, dogs, goats, cattle, rabbits etc etc...
Bill - "Jesus Christ Dave whats that on your sleeve?"
Dave - "Oh.. I slipped on some bobbar cutting through the park.. Fucking dog walkers want shooting."
Example 2:
Marlon - *old skool ringtone sounds* der, der, der, der, der *pulls out nokia 7210 in the pub...
Wesley - "Ha Ha Ha Ha" *falls off chair.. "what the fuck is that man?"
Marlon - Yeah, i dropped my iphone down the toilet at work.. Using this till the insurance pays out.. Its proper Bobbar..
Marlon - "has it got snake on though?"
When a guy has his woman bent over the front of the toilet and he's hitting itfrom the back, just before he finishes, he puts her face in the toilet water to enhance their(his) climax.