Haynes is the common term for most northern folk to imply homosexual feelings to one another. Often incorporated into traditional English speaking, it's used to soften the blow to parents of
homophobic tendencies.
Originating from Greek mythology, Haynes was the
God of the homosexuals, the Gay and lonely
God.
"Dad ... Mum ... I'm a Haynes diciple"
"Do u see the haynes sat on his own"
"Did you hear that Haynes sucked off that
guy at the
beach, and pulled some
guy off in bed?"