squidwards nose 

A long, floppy dick.

"we was in the movies and she tried to grab my squidwards nose"

squidwards nose by RIP Garry the Goat November 20, 2018

Squidwards nose 

My fat soggy penis

My soggy penis is squidwards nose

Squidwards nose by KelandSmith February 18, 2020

squidwards nose 

A squidwards nose is when you cum on a bitches face and it hangs down on her nose. Making it look like squidwards nose with squinted eyes.

Damn I gave her such a squidwards nose

squidwards nose by 3lyt3 H0ckr August 20, 2017

Squidward nose 

Inspired by the character Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, this is when you have a long penis, but it’s top-heavy and flaccid, and as a result, is floppy.

“Hey man, I heard Jamie couldn’t get it up last night, that squidward nose ruined the mood.”

Squidward nose by JimmyButler69 July 10, 2020

Squidward's Nose 

A body part belonging to the "Squidward" species, it is known to be as large as an eggplant and had been mistaken to be the inspiration of Minecraft Villagers, Queen Cupcakke had rode this specimen 69 times a day, if your dick or femdick is smaller than your toes, expect Cupcakke to tell that you are a flop and that she will have to ride Squidward's Nose instead.

Your dick smaller than my toes, I'd rather ride Squidward's Nose

Squidward's Nose by Mrs. Eandedeürfaevs October 23, 2022

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III

a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.

man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III by Tyronelexbengie May 29, 2019

Squidward's Nose 

When your man has a Squidward nose it means his dick is small but fat and flappy

I fucked my man last night he had such a Squidward's Nose it couldn't fit in my hole and didn't penetrate

Squidward's Nose by Snapothecoinboiiiz March 16, 2019