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An acronym for the victorian certificate of attempted learning.

This can also be used as a derogatory term in replacement of any indecent language.
Vcal! Why is this wrong?

I need to take a vcal.

Why the vcal are you doing that Beth?

Beth, you are pure vcal.
Related Words

Vcal king 

The guy who runs the school and is a fucking legend. Also is the ruler of vcal
Tom Reekie is the VCAL king. He is an absolute legend
Vcal king by Astro woman March 14, 2021
A cool tiktoker that makes roblox videos. He’s got over 100K!!!
vcalbxn is awesome
vcalbxn by calbxn January 28, 2021

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026