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The ability to look in 3 or more directions at the same time, usually caused by alcohol overdose.
Oh look at him, he pulled the Novotny again

Is he drunk?

Yeah kinda pulled the Novotny.

You gotta headache?
Kinda... more of a hangover, novotnied too much last night.
novotny by tuby January 20, 2020
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When a teenage male preforms oral sex on a pre-teen female.
13 year old Jonas gave novotny to 12 year old Alexandra last night.
novotny by NinjaXC69 May 10, 2011

Nick Novotny 

Commonly synonymous with "Big-Dick Nick", a "Nick Novotny" is a midwestern patriot that discreetly carries a minimum 14 inch flacid penis in his cargo shorts with an American like pride.
You see Nick Novotny in the airport? TSA thought it was a pipe-bomb in his pants!
Nick Novotny by Joe Beaver October 19, 2020

kris novotney 

producer and director and editor of aotb down for the cause vol 1 dvd from hilliard,ohio which will be featuring stunts,skateboarding,graffiti and pranks and also street people, druggies also kris films music videos and other films once his stunts films done he will be working on some movies it was always his dream to become the best film maker out there and show people his wildside of his work.
do you know kris novotney? "yes!" he made that crazy dvd aotb it's got some crazy stunts and wow you gotta see it!
kris novotney by outoftheblue April 4, 2011

kris novotney 

a producer/writer/director/film maker/editor kris novotney makes stunt films and is also working on some other movie projects and music videos for bands.
kris novotney by brittbrattt June 14, 2010

kris novotney 

producer and director and editor of aotb down for the cause vol 1 dvd from hilliard,ohio which will be featuring stunts,skateboarding,graffiti and pranks and also street people, druggies also kris films music videos and other films once his stunts films done he will be working on some movies it was always his dream to become the best film maker out there and show people his wildside of his work.
do you know kris novotney? "yes!" he made that crazy dvd aotb it's got some crazy stunts and wow you gotta see it!
kris novotney by outoftheblue April 4, 2011