Egert 

A viking-like hunk, who plays in a heavy metal band. Drinks a lot of beer and farts a lot.

He's such an Egert, i have never seen a guitarist that drunk before.

Egert by metalmonster666 May 28, 2010

Egert 

Estonian dude with very small dick, who lives in Estonia. He wants to be asian.

Look at that Egert over there!

Egert by EkuS January 13, 2019

Egert 

European dude with a small dick but thinks that he has a big one who also thinks he is asian.

What an Egert!

Egert by WolfieSKE January 8, 2019

egert kohal

a spoiled rich kid

"wow that kid with the mercedes is a true egert kohal"

egert kohal by dacia omanik 3000 August 5, 2019

coach eggert 

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses

coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too

coach eggert by sean the indian November 28, 2012

John Egbert 

Character in the web comic Homestuck. Also known as Zoosmell Pooplord. Has a man-crush on Nicolas Cage and a minor obsession with Con Air. Is friends with Jade Harley, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde. Hates the batter witch.

Karkat: Do the windy thing.
John Egbert: The what?

John Egbert by annularPhysicist December 27, 2011

Everton Prime 

The number 70000006660000007 first named by Tony Padilla on numberphile

What is the scariest number?

Oh, it’s got to be the Everton Prime

Everton Prime by anonymous October 31, 2018