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Dry Land Turd

When you take a shit in the toilet that is so massive the majority of it is out of the water.
This could happen too if you were in a porta potty and it is so full your shit never touches the water.
Hey I just took a shit that was so big it was a Dry Land Turd
Dry Land Turd by olive man July 13, 2015

dry land turd

When you take a shit that is so large that a portion of it stays out of the water and stays "dry".
"holy cow I took a dump so big it was a dry land turd"
dry land turd by olive man July 13, 2015
exercises done by swimmers outside of the water
"Go get changed because we are doing drylands next"

"I am so sore from drylands yesterday!"
drylands by glassjar February 27, 2009

dry land tourist 

A Jamaican term: A ‘Dry land tourist’ is someone who has never traveled outside of their country. Though they would love to travel to other countries, ‘dry land tourists’ never wait for an opportunity to travel, they make it their duty to take any opportunity to explore the corners and crevices of their own country.
1.If you want to visit Jamaica, I’ve a friend who knows all the cool places. She is a Dry land tourist.
2. A Dry land tourist would know a lot about his/her culture and country.
dry land tourist by Peda.com March 14, 2019
A place where people named Dylan go when they aren't paying attention. It's their "happy place!"
"Dylan?...........DYLAN??"
"...........yeah?"
"Were you just in Dyland?"
Dyland by stinaa October 11, 2009

Dyrland Style 

To take a shower alone; connoting the inability to pick up a partner.
After that rough night of drinking, she was forced to go back and take a shower, Dyrland style.
Dyrland Style by Hankmorgan July 27, 2010